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Kate Upton’s Hidden Talent is… Mario Kart

All of us already know what Kate Upton’s biggest talent is: to be one of the most photogenic people in the world. You might not think that’s a skill, but I would disagree. Well… The very least, that’s what I would tell her if I ever met her. And I’m pretty sure you would too.

Anyways the model had an interview with the publication GQ, and the interviewer asked Upton if she had any hidden talents, and I’m pretty sure you and I are already thinking the same thing, but unfortunately that’s not what she said.

Apparently, Mrs. Christensen Ms. Upton think she one hell of a Mario Kart player. Apparently that’s her biggest hidden talent.

“I’m an amazing Mario Kart player,” said Upton. Seriously, I’ll beat anyone. I played a lot when I was a kid and I always remember how, so now I just come back and kick whoever’s ass I’m playing and boom! Done.”

I’ve got 20 bucks right now that says I’m better. Honestly though, this isn’t some geek confession that she’s some kind of hard-core gamer, guys. I promise, she isn’t. A hard-core player would say how great they are in Halo or Call of Duty, but nooooo… She has to pick the one game all girls say they’re great at. And a majority of them are not.

Here’s the deal Kate, you’re not so great at Mario Kart and all the guys you beat in the racing game, are letting you — obviously. Their goal isn’t to beat you at Mario Kart their goal is to beat your… Oh never-mind!

Thanks to Complexgaming

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