Actor Jesse Eisenberg, From the Social Network, Speed Runs Super Mario with Miyamoto Watching
Wait, that isn’t Jesse Eisenberg? Why is this news?
Apparently, it’s Andrew Gardikis, and he holds the world record for the fastest speed run for the original Super Mario. He’s kinda like the Billy Mitchell of Super Mario Bros., but with less girls.
The video is over at Kotaku, where Gardikis attempts to break his own record with the creator of the classic game, Miyamoto, painfully looking-on.
Unfortunately for Gardikis, he didn’t break his record nor even the game — which means he leaves alone…again.